The | ORIGINAL | Cookie Monster
100 Truths

1. Real name: Audry Lyn Sterba

2. Nickname: Otter, Bebee, Audrianna, Cookie Monster, Auddie

3. Favorite Color: Spring Green.

4. Male or Female: Female.

5. Elementary School: Sacajawea/Rigler/Harold Oliver Primary/Harold Oliver Intermediate/Lynch Wood.

6. Middle School: Centennial Middle School.

7. High School: Centennial High School.

8. College: Not Yet.

9. Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde.

10. Tall or Short: 5’5” You decide.(:

11. Sweats or jeans: Jeans.

12: Phone or Camera: Camera Phone.(;

13. TV show: Supernatural.

14. Orange or Apple: Orange.

15. Do you have a crush on someone: I think ‘crush’ is a little old. More like love.<3

16. Eat or drink: Drink.

17. Piercings: 7 and counting!

18: Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Coke is alright, but leaves a groooosss feeling on my teeth.

HAVE YOU EVER?

19: Been in an Airplane: Nooope.

20: Been in a relationship: Yes.

21. Been in a car accident: No. And hopefully never will.

22. Broken a bone: Nope.

23. First Piercing: Ear lobes. The only ones I’ve had done professionally.

24. Best friend(s): Petey Stonerson, Jerica Sharkey, and my cousin Amanda Sterba.

25. First for sure love: How about first person I’ve legitimately fallen in love with: Petey.<3<3

26. First Crush: Don’t remember.

27: First word: Dad.

28. First Best Friend: Don’t remember.

29.Last person you talked to: My mother.

30. Last person you texted: B-Ran.

31. Last person you watched a movie with: Jerica. Jennifer’s Body.(:

32. Last food you ate: Pumpkin pie with loads of whip cream. Wooo!

33. Last movie you watched: Jennifer’s Body.

34. Last song you listened to: Express by Christina Aguilera.

35. Last thing you bought: Red hair dye.

36. Last person you hugged: Misty Blue.

FAVORITE:

37. Food: Mandarin Chinese sticky rice.

38. Dessert: Cool whip.

39. Drink: Arizona green tea.

40. Flower: Anything appealing to the eye with a cute meaning. Haven’t found one yet.

41. Animal: Snow leopard.

42. Movies: Not sure I have one.

43. Tv Show: Supernatural and Weeds.

44. Subject: Art.

HAVE YOU EVER:(put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [X]Fallen in love with someone

46. [X]Celebrated Halloween

47. [X]Had your heart broken

48. []Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone

49. [X]Had someone like you

50. [X]Liked someone you shouldnt have

51. []Gotten pregnant

52. []Had an abortion

53. [X]Did something I regret

54. [X]Broke a promise

55. [X]Hid a secret

56. [X]Pretended to be happy

57. [X]Met someone who changed your life

58. [X]Pretended to be sick

59. []Left the country

60. [X]Tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it

61. [X] Cried over the silliest thing

62. []Ran a mile

63. [X] Went to the beach with your friend

64. [X]Got into an arguement with your friends

65. [X]Disliked someone

66. [X]Stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a girlfriend/boyfriend

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: Nothing.

68. Drinking: Nothing.

69. Listening: Pick you up by Adam Lambert.<3

70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting.

71. Plans for the weekend: What ever gets put into action.

72. Waiting for: Being with Petey.

YOUR FUTURE:

73. Do you want to graduate High School: Already have. Diploma=success.

74. What college do you want to go to: Most likely either The Art Institute or Paul Mitchell.(: Or something cheaper that still has what I want.

75. What do you want to be when your older: A range of things, all involving the expression of art.

76. Kids: If yes, one. At most twins.(;

77. Married or Single: Married.<3<3

78. Lips or Eyes: Both.

79. Shorter or Taller: Taller.

80. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic.

81. Hook up or Relationship: Long lasting relationship.

82. Looks or Personality: Personality and a little bit of looks.

HAVE YOU EVER PART 2:

83. Lost something/someone close to your heart: Of course.

84. Snuck out of a house before: Guilty as charged.

85. Held a gun/knife in self defense: Oh my goodness, NO!

86. Killed Somebody: HAHAHA. No. Me kill someone? Yeah, right.

87. Broken someones heart: Apparently./:

88. Been in love: Yes, I am.(:

89. Cried when someone died: Last I checked I am not a sociopath. I understand what it’s like to feel. Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: Yes, I do.

91. Miracles: Depending.

92. Love at first sight: Sure.

93. Heaven: No.

94. Santa Claus: Not literally. But it never hurts to believe in possibility.(:

95. Aliens: To other life sources we wouldn’t be classified as ‘humans’ so yes.

96. Ghosts: Sure do.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now? Yes, and soon enough I will be.

98. Do you know who your real friends are? Yes, I do.

99. Do you believe in second chances? Depending on the given situation but for the most part. Yes I do.

100. Have you ever cheated? No.

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YES

Now. I don&#8217;t believe in god. But I can appreciate the humour in something when I see it.(:

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YES

Now. I don’t believe in god. But I can appreciate the humour in something when I see it.(:

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possibly the creepiest photo ever taken
&#8230;No. Shit.

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possibly the creepiest photo ever taken

…No. Shit.

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Dyke March
New York City, NY
June 25th 2011

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Dyke March

New York City, NY

June 25th 2011

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Best unibrow ever.

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Best unibrow ever.

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Elements of hotness, according to Robyn.

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Elements of hotness, according to Robyn.

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clientsfromhell:

Email correspondence with an older client:

Client: “JUST SEND THE MOCKUPS TO JOLENE AND I WILL LOOK AT THEM WHEN I GET BACK NEXT TUESDAY.”

Me: “Sure thing. Is everything OK over there? You seem like you’re yelling everything!”

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Client: I want my email address to be info@golf.com.

Me: You don’t own golf.com. Your domain is [long domain name]golfcarts.com.

Client: Ok, then make it information@golf.com.

Me: The part of the email address after the “at” sign has to be [long domain name]golfcarts.com. You have to include [long domain name]golfcarts.com in your email address. 

Client: Oh! I get it, sorry. Make it [long domain name]carts@golf.com then.

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IT WOULD MEAN ALOT IF EVERYONE COULD REBLOG THIS. 

I LOVE YOU ALL<3

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